Murder of a Sweet Old Lady Quotes

“When I think about dying, one of the things that really scares me is that I’ll be surrounded by my family in heaven. I’ll be trapped in eternity with people I don’t even want to spend Thanksgiving with.”
― Denise Swanson, Murder of a Sweet Old Lady

“Forget about registering guns, register six-packs. Each can of beer takes you closer to shooting yourself in the foot.”
― Denise Swanson, Murder of a Sweet Old Lady

“Vince went over to Skye. "I shouldn't have pressed her so hard," she admitted, whispering. "This could be the thing that pushes Aunt Minnie around the bend."

He put his arm around her shoulder. "Don't blame yourself. She's had that turn signal on for twenty years.”
― Denise Swanson, Murder of a Sweet Old Lady