Mother's Day Out Quotes

“the control-top hose felt like two boa constrictors were getting cozy with my upper thighs. In short, I felt about as sexy as Mrs. Potato Head.”
― Karen MacInerney, Mother's Day Out

“Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker”
― Karen MacInerney, Mother's Day Out

“Just because I’d spent the last five years of my life dealing with diapers and dirty dishes didn’t mean my brain had turned into Gerber Oatmeal & Banana Cereal.”
― Karen MacInerney, Mother's Day Out

“Cleaning up” consisted of each child contributing one Lego to the box, then dropping to the floor in exhaustion. The other 3,998 were mine to deal with.”
― Karen MacInerney, Mother's Day Out