The P*ssy Next Door Quotes

“For all the women in the world who give up a part of themselves trying to make other people happy.
Don't let their expectations of who they think you're meant to be take away that joyful, authentic part of yourself.
Be you.
And anyone who doesn't love you for it, can fuck off. Tell them I said so.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I had a feeling I was going to need my emotional support Kindle for some escapism later.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Best. Earmuffs. Ever.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“BOOK BOYFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN PORN”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I've been trying to tell all of you lovesick fools that you need to be true to yourselves. Stop trying to fulfill everyone else's expectations of what they think you should be or how your relationship should look. All of you need to get your heads out of your asses and go after what you actually want the most.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I’m not going back to an existence without the technicolor that Willa brought to my black and white life. I’m not ever going back to Kansas, when Willa is my Oz. Even if the rest of the world thinks that’s the responsible thing to do. She’s my yellow brick road, and I’m fucking lost without her.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“catstagram”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Get off me, you psycho.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“but I knew I wasn't good company”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“sweetheart,”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“flower.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“sweetheart.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I hated leaving her to deal with his misplaced anger, but I didn't see any other way to defuse the situation. Pushing back against Xander now would only make things worse.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“It might be nice to kiss, and touch, and suck, and be sucked by someone who could actually understand when I said, “No, no, not that hole.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“Oh, man, I hope you were reading rom-coms and not dark romance, because I swear to god, if you try telling me to crawl to you, or start stalking me… I promise that red flags and morally gray heroes are only sexy in fiction, Hayes.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“No!” Isak cried, lunging for his sleek gray kitten as it darted across the board, scattering houses and hotels in its wake. “Vito Catlione, come back!” Penelope dissolved into giggles, leaning against Everett for support. “Vito Catlione? You named your kitten after the Godfather?” Isak shot her a sheepish grin, finally capturing the wayward feline. “This is clearly a kitten you can't refuse.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“her thighs clamping around my head. I barely heard her cry out my name. Best. Earmuffs. Ever.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“I full well knew the name of the game was enthusiastic consent. But fuck me, I wanted to see Willa wearing my name and number and absolutely nothing else while I enthusiastically consented the shit out of her.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“She was wearing my jersey. Every bit of blood I had rushed out of my extremities and straight to my cock. The couple of brain cells I had left in my head growled like a cocaine bear inhabited by a very possessive demon. Mine.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, however will I manage”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“For all the women in the world who give up a part of themselves trying to make other people happy. Don’t let their expectations of who they think you’re meant to be take away that joyful, authentic part of yourself. Be you. And anyone who doesn’t love you for it, can fuck off. Tell them I said so.”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door

“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, however will I manage” ​— ​BOZE HERRINGTON”
― Amy Award, The P*ssy Next Door