MY IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND ONE OF THEM THINKS HE’S ME Quotes

“SCOTTIE JEFFERS: Okay. Everything he said is a complete lie. I’m not the imaginary one. He is. He’s one of my imaginary friend’s multiple identities. Not the other way around. I don’t know what I’m going to do about this. People look at me like I’m insane when I tell them this. Which, I guess, I understand. It does sound insane, I suppose. Well, I mean, no supposing. It does sound like absolute lunacy. But only if you don’t know me.”
― Timothy Sexton, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND ONE OF THEM THINKS HE’S ME

“SCOTT JEFFERS: My imaginary friend has multiple personalities and one of them thinks he’s me. Obviously, this shouldn’t be a problem. And it wouldn’t be for most people. But it’s starting to get out of hand. The delusion is becoming unbearable. Yes, I know. It does sound crazy. But it’s not. I just need to find a way to get him cured of his multiple personality disorder. Or, well, at least that one. The one that thinks he’s me.”
― Timothy Sexton, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND ONE OF THEM THINKS HE’S ME