Dad Bod Quotes

“It’s a bit of a meandering path on obnoxious hotel carpet. Kinda reminds me of The Shining and I half expect to find the creepy twins when I turn the next corner. As long as it’s them and not that hella scary naked old lady behind the shower curtain.”
― Kat Baxter, Dad Bod: Vampire

“You’ve got the fangs, but you’re not wearing a traditional Dracula-type cloak or whatever. Earring. Rocking eighties hair.” She gasps again. “You’re a vampire from an eighties movie. Like Fright Night or The Lost Boys.” I tilt my head back. “Fuck my life.”
― Kat Baxter, Dad Bod: Vampire

“I got turned when I was in my early thirties, in 1987. That’s right, I look like an extra from the vampire classic, The Lost Boys. I’ve been able to update my wardrobe, but unfortunately, I’m stuck with the curly, mullet-like hair. I even have the diamond stud in my left ear.”
― Kat Baxter, Dad Bod: Vampire

“She is the human equivalent of an ear worm of your very favorite song.”
― Kat Baxter, Dad Bod: Vampire

“Luck doesn’t start out as good or bad. At first, it’s just things that happen to you. It’s what you do with those things that matter.”
― Kat Baxter, Dad Bod: Vampire