The Body in the Backyard Quotes

“Coo coo ca-cha,” the rooster said. “Aren’t roosters supposed to crow?” Riley asked. “Mr. Feathers fell off a truck on the highway.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“Hit men and women. I’m an equal opportunity employer of international professional killers.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“I don’t have head trauma, and I’m not overreacting to yet another criminal fiasco. I want you as my wife. My partner. You’re it for me. And I know I should have found a better way to do this, like with champagne and flowers and maybe a fucking violin. But this is us. Messy. Complicated. Slightly injured. Standing in the middle of yet another crime scene together after saving the day. So say yes. Marry me.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“What play? How to Fuck Up Your Life and Everyone Else’s by Nicky Santiago?”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“I have never wished ill will upon someone before. However, I cannot help but hope chronic constipation will haunt him for the rest of his life,” he confessed. “Me too, big guy. Me too.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“You two, with me,” Nick mimicked under his breath. “Play nice,” Riley hissed. “I don’t know how.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

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― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“No one gave their elegant evening attire a second glance, because after midnight, everyone was equally weird at Sheetz.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“It was labeled Testosterone Antidote.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“with tattoos down both arms stomped over with a spray bottle and squirted them both in the face.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard

“That’s not the dead guy,” Riley told them. “Griffin’s just stunned. He ran into his statue’s erection. The body’s over there.”
― Lucy Score, The Body in the Backyard