The Primal Hunter 9 Quotes

“What fucker interrupts a good one-liner movie reference!?”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Had the stuff been expensive? Yes. Was Jake still ridiculously loaded and able to access near-infinite funds just by being a Chosen or selling alchemical goods? Yes, yes, he was.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Sylphie eventually woke up and went off to explore the mansion, and through Jake’s sphere, he saw her reach Meira’s room. There, she scared the shit out of the poor elf by turning into wind and appearing on her desk right in front of her face. She looked damn proud, too, when Meira fell over backward.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Sandy, he wasn’t worried about… Worst case, that damn glutton would just eat the moon or something.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“[Boots of the Wandering Alchemist (Ancient)]”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Hey, Arnold, did your mythical skill downgrade to legendary after you evolved!?" Jake quickly asked the mad scientist as he stormed into the workshop. "Yes, but I should be able to⁠—" "Get fucked; mine didn’t!" Jake said in return before swiftly making his exit, leaving a very confused Arnold behind.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“The audacity of this birch,”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Jake said, menacingly taking a lick of his ice cream.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Have fun committing termite genocide,”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“[Eternal Shadow of the Primal Hunter (Mythical)]”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Mushrooms were evil existences created only to bring suffering to everything and everyone. No one liked them, and they only created misery and sadness for anyone unfortunate enough to interact with them too much.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“Too bad, I would have trademarked it if you had said yes to make big money. Then again, trademarking a term that may or may not end up being commonly used seems like a major dick move.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9

“He saw Meira breathe out a sigh of relief, but she quickly caught herself and scurried out the door towards her own residence without saying another word. Jake remained on the couch and watched her through his sphere as she walked with hasty steps. He stopped looking when she reached her residence and jumped onto her bed, screaming into a pillow.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 9