Wild Match Quotes

“This whole time, the pit wasn’t bottomless. I was just dating men who were too lazy to fill it. They told me I was asking for too much—that my needs were so enormous, they shouldn’t be expected to meet them. They let me suffer so they didn’t have to try as hard.”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match

“We talked about Batman during our first conversation. It was very awkward. I blame you.”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match

“That’s why I signed up for the Perfect Match Agency. It was to soothe the pain of rejection from a cat.”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match

“I should tell you that I am terrible at casual sex. You know, in case that’s what’s about to happen. I fall in love with every omega I sleep with, which sounds romantic, but it’s not. I become needy and overly affectionate, like an aggressively cuddly lap dog.”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match

“He pulls off his helmet to reveal his ruddy, round face. “Welcome, Sir Lance Shiningsword. We have mead and sustenance in the dining hall.” “Which means there’s beer and wings in the kitchen,” James says. Henry places a hand covered in a metal glove on James’s shoulder. “Doest thou have to destroy the vibe?”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match

“This is why only one of us is married. This. Right here.”
― Amy Bellows, Wild Match