Bromantic Puckboy Quotes

“When we found you, you were hitting on one of the decorative ficuses,” Aleks says. “Gallagher said I should get all my flirting out on an inanimate object so I don’t accidentally fall into a vagina.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“Okay, I’ll give you that one, but I’m just saying enjoying anal can be a straight dude thing too. If God didn’t want us to put things up there, he wouldn’t have made the prostate a cum trigger.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“No one touches my Rook,”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“He’s my best friend because I love spending time with him. He’s my boyfriend because I love everything else.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“It’s so hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“That’s not straight-thinking behavior.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“I do the only thing I can think of: I bark.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“On the outside, we may be able to play it off like we’re the same two guys we were last week, but on the inside, he’s worming his way under my skin and into my brain. Like a tapeworm. A slutty tapeworm.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“Of course it is. Which is why, mentally, representing who I am only gives me more fire.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“the knowledge that it’s out there doesn’t fill me with the dread I’m expecting. Instead … relief. I’m so relieved my head goes light.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“No one touches my Rook,” he finally says.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy

“I get on the team plane and take a window seat, immediately putting on my noise-canceling headphones and disappearing into my own world. The only thing on my playlist is death metal because if I listen to any poppy love song, I might start crying.”
― Eden Finley, Bromantic Puckboy