Nine Month Contract Quotes

“not here for a long time, we’re here for a good time.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Trust me, I can handle each bit of you every day of the week and twice on Sundays.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I already have your niece’s approval, and I gather that counts for a lot around here.” Not to mention, he let me meet his pet goat.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“He frowns for a moment and then says something I never would have expected. “Do you want to meet my goat?”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Fletcher Mountain is one kitten away from being a petting zoo. Stop fooling yourself and call your lady so she can come save this fucking fuzzball.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“When I put together a spreadsheet and see everything laid out all pretty and perfect...it’s better than sex.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Because while my mind is raging mad at him, my body just wants a hug from him. But like…the vagina kind of hug.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Well, preferring loneliness over rejection or disappointment won’t work forever. You’re hurting yourself under the guise of protection, but it makes no sense because all you’re doing is literally hurting yourself. It’s a pointless cycle. And you’re missing out on life,”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“that rejection just means you’re one step closer to finding your solution.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Obviously, every evil plan needs a spreadsheet. That’s just science.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“You're a five minutes from now person, always stressing about the future. And remember, I'm a five minutes late person, because I've been constantly stuck in the past. But what if, together, we're right on time. What if help each other be in the present every day. Doesn't that sound good, Wyatt?”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I’m in love with you, lucky number thirteen. You’re not my second choice or thirteenth choice. You’re my only choice.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“And Grandpa always said we aren’t here for a long time, we’re here for a good time.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I like it like this, but I like your curls better.” A tender look flicks across his face as he returns his attention to my head. “They suit you.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“At that moment, I realize that I am completely consumed by lucky number thirteen, and I have no idea how I will survive the next several months with her and, even worse, the months afterward without her.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Calder pounds his fists on the steering wheel and mimics the voice of a caveman. “Me no touch Wyatt’s toy or make Wyatt angry like demon dragon.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“It’s honestly fine. When you grow up in a dysfunctional environment, you don’t know it’s dysfunctional because it’s all you’ve ever seen.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I am an inseminated cow. A mere incubator. I’m not going to stick around after this baby is born, so don’t, like...fall in love with me or something.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I was just thinking about how your gargantuan dick should make childbirth a little bit easier.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Welcome to pregnancy hormones, my friends! I’m wetter than the Niagara Falls during a rainstorm these days. The dumb pregnancy books recommend wearing panty liners or packing extra underwear when you’re away from home for longer periods of time. But I kind of think this mountain man might be a better solution.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“On the outside, you’re this rugged, scary guy offering dirty orgasms, but on the inside, you’re total mush, aren’t you?”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“I struggle with how to answer this question when literally every part of my body wants it. I want him in my mouth, between my legs, and in my ass. Honestly, I would take him in my ears if it was a thing. It’s not a thing... I’ve checked. I should probably speak with a therapist about those intrusive thoughts, too, because they are ten shades of fucked up.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“there’s also a glow about me that I have never noticed before. Is this a pregnancy glow or an “I just had amazing sex” glow? Either way, if I could turn this into a cream and bottle it up, I’d be rich. I’d call the magical elixir Rode Hard and Put Away Wet.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Fuck me in the stall like you promised,” she gasps as she pulls away from me and slides off the counter.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“In my time on the mountain, I’ve learned to let go of what society thinks is dirty or wrong...if it feels good and isn’t illegal and no one gets hurt, it’s fucking mine for the taking. If there’s one thing I can send Trista home with after this pregnancy is over...it’s the ability to let go of those inhibitions of hers.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Holy tits on a bull, Wyatt is saying all the crazy parts out loud now.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Sex is Mother Nature’s cough medicine,” Calder says with a dopey smile. “You got a little tickle in”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“God, being a woman is such a bitch sometimes.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“Why does it feel like everyone is watching us?” “Probably because you just talked to your breasts,” Wyatt deadpans. I glare over at him and state the obvious. “They’ve been staring at us long before my titty talk. I just decided to give ’em a little show.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract

“She doesn’t get how impressed I am by her. The fact that she used a fucking Tylenol syringe of my sperm and now there’s life growing inside her is a miracle of science.”
― Amy Daws, Nine Month Contract