Mean Spirited Quotes

“The dog had his head twisted completely around with the edges of his mouth twisted up in a hideously demonic grin.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“She pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes like she had a migraine”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“Matt nodded his head, knowing full well how each new generation of kids, especially since COVID, had gotten worse. Not worse. Worse is too simple a term for it. Don’t sugarcoat it. Each year, they’re more disrespectful and don’t give two shits about learning anything other than the latest social media trend or video games. They also endured a worldwide pandemic, experience the threat of gun violence on a daily basis, see the rising rates of teen suicide, and have to find a good enough reason not to resort to getting high to block it all out. The world experienced a collective existential crisis, and you’re expecting kids to keep chugging along like everything is hunky dory? Go fuck yourself.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“God, grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“Jesus H. Christ,” Mund said. “Six deaths and two home invasions in just under a week, and the only link is a Labrador named Conehead.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“He hurried over to the bed and crouched down, reaching blindly underneath to grab it. When he felt its fur, he squeezed. The object in his hand wasn’t a squishy stuffed animal. It felt like he was gripping the top of a person’s head. He instantly recoiled and backed away.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“Window Matt smiled even wider and then repeatedly jabbed both eyeballs until they were dark, gaping holes.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“He watched as his doppelganger lifted half of a broken liquor bottle, smiled, and plunged the glass into his throat.”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited

“We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.” —H.P. Lovecraft”
― Nick Roberts, Mean Spirited