The Suite Life Quotes

“Sometimes I wish I could apologise, on behalf of all men, for the seriously shitty behaviour my gender seems to love so much,’ he continues.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“It would be nice to find a partner, one for keeps, who loves me for who I am,’ he tells me. ‘So we’re similar, in that respect.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“Friends are the family you choose, right?’ ‘Yep, and family are the family you’re stuck with,’ I point out with a smile.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“I’m not, but I’m sure half of the battle with being confident is convincing other people that you feel it.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“I didn’t realise you were telling a story,’ I say, reminding myself not to apologise. I’m trying to apologise less because I do it all the time, even when something isn’t my fault. I apologised to a door I walked into the other day.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“Well, you do that, and I’ll do this, and we can see who finds her the better date,’ Kelly suggests with a grin. ‘Game on,’ Tom replies, before heading back to reception.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“However, it turned out, he was just generally moody, enjoying his own space and peace and quiet – which is not all that sexy, but everyone is entitled to their boundaries.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“I hate when men lump us all together as a bunch of girly crazies. In my experience, men can be much worse.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“You’d find out who your real friends are, and only those who are worthy would get to enjoy your special day – no freeloaders who just want a bit of food and to get drunk while you pay for it.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life

“It’s hard to miss something, when you realise you didn’t want it in the first place.”
― Portia MacIntosh, The Suite Life