The Coffin Club Quotes

“Black is a girl's best friend.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“Raven: "Don't you notice that?"
Alexander: "Notice what?"
Raven: "The girls?"
Alexander: "What girls?"
Raven: "Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerned about bringing you."
Alexander: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Raven: "The girls are drooling all over you!"
Alexander: "Well, there is only one girl I want to be with and she's right here.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“Then how about one kiss?' he said with a sexy grin. 'Something to remember me by?'

'I’ll give you something to remember me by,' I said. The back of my head.' I pushed past him and escaped through the door to freedom.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“That's what my mother doesn't understand about my lipstick and dark clothes. I don't wear tattoos to freak her out; I wear them because I have to. It's me.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?"
Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact."
Raven: "You do?"
Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you."
Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..."
Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club

“I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!”
― Ellen Schreiber, The Coffin Club