A Pucking Wrong Christmas Quotes

“I said I would make you happy. And happiness is a process. One that I intend to succeed at Every. Fucking. Day.”
― C.R. Jane, A Pucking Wrong Christmas

“thought it was healthy that I recognized that was an insane thought.”
― C.R. Jane, A Pucking Wrong Christmas

“What the fuck⁠—” “It’s my dick in a box,” he said in a completely serious voice. “Want to unwrap it?” He jostled the box for good measure and I could hear his dick smacking the sides of the box as he moved.”
― C.R. Jane, A Pucking Wrong Christmas