I Ran Away to Evil Quotes

“Free health care.” Just saying it left me in awe. My father would have had an aneurysm. “And a five-day work week.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil

“What will people say when my father goes through with his threats to invade the Dark Enchanted Forest? He’s raising an army as we speak.” “Ah, you heard about that, did you?” Keith sighed. “I was trying to figure out a way to tell you.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil

“The fact that Keith had let me rip out all of the buttons in his shirts the day we arrived home from North Sumbria reminded me why I loved him so much. Not just because his clavicle was incredibly attractive, but that helped.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil

“It’s …” I could tell he was concerned, his eyes patient and kind. “I don’t really like these kinds of levels.” “Why?” No anger. No pity. Just a pure and honest question. “I’m not a fan of the dark,” I explained. “Or tight spaces.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil

“Keith was suddenly disappointed in, annoyed at, and very envious of Lady Amaryllis. He regretted giving up the shared bedroom idea and decided that he would need to get rid of this young elf travel companion as soon as possible.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil

“The feeling of miscommunication clicked, and I realized with some shock that Keith Monfort, Arcane Sage, Shadow Magician, Evil Overlord, Dark Overlord, His Royal Viciousness, and the ruler of the Dark Enchanted Forest of Nilheim … wasn’t even a decade older than I was.”
― Mystic Neptune, I Ran Away to Evil