What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List? Quotes

“Who puts plates in the lower cabinets instead of the pots and pans? Heathens, that’s who.”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“Did this man just come to my rescue with a caramel snickerdoodle martini? I love him. We’re getting married. I’m having his monster babies.”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“I am the scrape of branches at the window when your guilt begins to fester, the warning mother’s whisper to mischievous children and the dark shadow of Old St. Nick.” With a lift of his head he said, “You may call me Krampus and you, dear Daphne, are on my naughty list.”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“Rest assured, dear one, should you decide to ignore the lesson I teach you tonight, I’ll return next Christmas Eve and devour you entirely.”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“me”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“Daisy,”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“evil”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“real”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“another”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“flicking”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“Daphne”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“about”
― Kimberly Lemming, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?