Deck His Halls Quotes

“Placing my hands on her stomach, I kissed her neck before dragging my mouth to her ear. Lovingly, I breathed, “Be prepared for me, soon-to-be Mika Roshelle Walker. Round two through fifteen will be fucking epic.”
― TN Jones, Deck His Halls

“Mika grabbed my beard, pulled it, and whispered, “I’m horny. Let’s have a little quickie in a vacant room or bathroom.” “I was thinking more like the morgue area,” I whispered against her lips. “The fuck kind of shit is that Keegan?” she blurted, causing all to oddly look at us. Walking to the door, I whispered, “I heard one can bust in under two minutes. I won’t give a fuck about doing the most. I’ll be focused on us catching the quickest nut in the temporary land of corpses.”
― TN Jones, Deck His Halls