We Solve Murders Quotes

“No regrets. We live our lives forwards, not backwards. So always make the best of what's in front of you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“If you have any sort of personality, someone will eventually want to kill you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Have you ever shot anyone before?’ Rosie asks Steve, while snapping through Amy’s cable ties. ‘No,’ says Steve. ‘But the Coldplay T-shirt made it easier.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Everyone is taking the best shot they’ve got, and some shots are just luckier than yours. Anytime you feel your unhappiness turning into bitterness, you have to check yourself. You can live with unhappiness, but bitterness will kill”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Steve is grateful that at least he feels loved. Because if you don’t feel loved, it’s difficult to feel anything at all.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Do you know how to pick loc–’ Rosie’s question is interrupted by Amy taking a large rock and smashing one of Scroggie’s back windows. ‘Ah, I see you do.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“There are friendships forged in fire, which end up disappearing like smoke, and other casual, nodding friendships, which will stay with you for the rest of your life.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Amy smiles. She loves Adam to the moon and back too, and decides she should tell him.

Same.

She is a romantic fool sometimes.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“I know many people enjoy your books, and surely they can’t all be wrong?”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“The only way anyone can afford to buy a house these days is to have bought it fifteen years ago.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Everyone is vulnerable. For some people, for Steve, it comes out as fear, avoiding situations where the vulnerability is exposed. For others, for an awful lot of people these days, vulnerability comes out as anger, pushing away anything that feels like it might pierce their shell. Steve watches”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“But Steve has learnt you must never resent other people for their happiness. Everyone is taking the best shot they've got, and some shots are just luckier than yours. Anytime you feel your unhappiness turning into bitterness, you have to check yourself. You can live with unhappiness, but bitterness will kill you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“And, despite his assiduous preparation, it had taken him by surprise. You can think something often enough, but you will never be prepared for your heart disintegrating.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“What unfortunate timing. If she’d known she was going to die this morning, she would have ordered the pancakes.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“But Steve has learned you must never resent other people for their happiness. Everyone is taking the best shot they’ve got, and some shots are just luckier than yours. Anytime you feel your unhappiness turning into bitterness, you have to check yourself. You can live with unhappiness, but bitterness will kill you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“He doesn’t get casinos or infidelity. Why earn money, just to lose it, and why look for love, just to betray it?”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“one rule in life: if you see a door, walk through it.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“if you don’t feel loved, it’s difficult to feel anything at all.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“According to Wikipedia, she is actually five years younger than she was seven years ago. Rosie likes to think of herself as "age-fluid.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Steve has learned you must never resent other people for their happiness. Everyone is taking the best shot they’ve got, and some shots are just luckier than yours. Anytime you feel your unhappiness turning into bitterness, you have to check yourself. You can live with unhappiness, but bitterness will kill you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Every criminal wants to tell the truth eventually. Enough of the truth to be seen but not enough of the truth to be convicted.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“It’s not every daughter-in-law who will high-five you when you’ve shot a drug dealer in a Coldplay T-shirt, is it?”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“don’t do nuance either,” says Max. “Nuance is too woke.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“If you look at the stars, the sky seems full. But if you look at the darkness, the sky seems empty.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“After writing an email, a text, anything really, you can simply run the whole thing through ChatGPT and it instantly deletes your personality. It flattens you out, irons your creases, washes you away, quirk by quirk, until you disappear.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“It’s South Carolina,” says Carlos. “Sweating’s what we do.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“You may not have recognized me,’ says Max. This, he has learnt, is politer than ‘Don’t you know who I am?”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“I never take offense,” says Tony. “Saved me a lot of time over the years.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“for an awful lot of people these days, vulnerability comes out as anger, pushing away anything that feels like it might pierce their shell. Steve watches people on TV sometimes, shouting the odds about this, that, or the other, railing against the truth of reality, and he always sees the pain first. They have lost someone, or they never had someone, and so now they have lost themselves.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders

“Steve stops by the window of the estate agent and peers through the glass. If he was moving to the village today, he wouldn't be able to afford it. The only way anyone can afford to buy a house these days is to have bought it fifteen years ago.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders