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Rooney's Shorts Rooney's Shorts by William Rooney
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“(at age thirteen) I think sharks smile like women dad. Like Jenny's smiling at you right now.
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But have you ever noticed how porpoises smile like effeminate men? They're bi-sexual, you know. Me, I'd rather have sex with a porpoise than a shark.”
William Rooney, Rooney's Shorts