More Ketchup Than Salsa Quotes

“water plunged onto the shuffling shoppers below. Their faces were drawn and bleak like a funeral cortege following the last remains of hope. From life they expected nothing – save a nice piece”
― Joe Cawley, More Ketchup Than Salsa

“the dealings with our bank had not been totally satisfactory and we were loath to trust them with something as complicated as making a transfer and setting up a standing order. It was a mystery as to how the bank was so inept. When you employ a gardener you quite reasonably expect him to look after your garden; when you pay a cleaner you expect them to take care of your dusting. But when we trusted our finances with a bank, the one thing that they seemed incapable of doing properly was looking after our money, although it has to be said, they were very proficient at furnishing us with free gifts of kitchenware and bombarding us with generous offers of credit.”
― Joe Cawley, More Ketchup Than Salsa

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― Joe Cawley, More Ketchup Than Salsa