The Merriest Misters Quotes

“For sure! I honestly don’t think I’ve had a break like that since before I went away to college. Becoming a teacher was a lot of work, and being a teacher came with workloads even over the summer. Frankly, I’m not sure I know how to relax anymore.”
― Timothy Janovsky, The Merriest Misters

“There are too many steps, and I’m scared I’m going to do it wrong and ruin Christmas like Patrick said. “I didn’t read the instructions early enough to do this at a reasonable time. This is my longest break of the year, and I’ve spent it vacuuming, dusting, decorating, and now I’m making a whole damn feast. If this was a school night, I’d be winding down already. Instead, I’m cosplaying Ina Garten!”
― Timothy Janovsky, The Merriest Misters

“Tensions are high. I don't want to end up like my parents. I won't end up like my parents, that much is certain. Which means putting on a good face and being agreeable. Good spouses don't make unnecessary drama.”
― Timothy Janovsky, The Merriest Misters