The Case of the Felonious Faire Quotes

“The hat looks good.” “Excellent eye, Watson. I have indeed modified my headwear to no longer resemble a cap of duncery, while also honoring the classic ensemble of the detective.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire

“Non-dairy creamer was a handy tool for starting fires in typically mundane environments, and it worked for showmanship as well.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire

“And what kind of task does a parrot need help with?” “Mathemagic,” Sherman replied.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire

“Trickery isn’t a line of work where you get to bask in public accolades; our victories occur in the shadows. Each competitor attempts to steal stones from the designated pouches. When they succeed, they turn them in to add points to the team score. Each stone is worth a single point. If you’re caught in the act of taking one, however, that results in a loss of ten points.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire

“Still, predictions were ultimately just guesses, and a tremendous number of things Sherman said never came to pass.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire

“Wind conditions: favorable. Atmosphere: clean. Flux capacitor: fictional. Dux capacity: quacking strong.”
― Drew Hayes, The Case of the Felonious Faire