Danger in Zion National Park Quotes

“Son, we’d all like to believe we’ve got the power to make life turn out a certain way. But that kinda power is an illusion. We do what we can, and we get to trust the rest to God.”
― Aaron Johnson, Danger in Zion National Park

“Hey, Uncle Brian,” he called out. “What’s a pirate’s favorite way to travel?” “Hmmm.” He tapped his forefinger on his beard-covered mouth. “On a pirate ship?” “Of course not,” Jake replied. “In an ARRRRR–VEE.” Jake’s mom turned around and glared at her brother. “Brian, you’re corrupting the children. Now you’ve got Jake telling dad jokes.” Uncle Brian shrugged his shoulders. “I can’t help that my awesomeness is contagious.”
― Aaron Johnson, Danger in Zion National Park

“Dilution is the solution to pollution.”
― Aaron Johnson, Danger in Zion National Park