Sleigh Bells and Slaughter Quotes

“Also, I had a feeling Luke would be way better in bed, but to be fair, any sex experience was going to be better than a quickie on a bedroll out in the middle of nowhere under the light of a full moon. Yeah, it sounded romantic and spiritual until you were pulling leaves out of your vagina and wondering if you had frostbite on your pinky toe.”
― Alina Jacobs, Sleigh Bells and Slaughter

“but when they find out, I want you to burn them up in some sort of sacrificial offering.”
― Alina Jacobs, Sleigh Bells and Slaughter