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The Storybook Coroner by A.J. Schaar
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“Your mom's hot like a jalapeno / She's hot like a fire brand / Your mom's hot like fresh wasabi / She's too hot for your dad / I can take the heat... / I can take the heat...”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner

tags: death-song, hot, pscho-pumps, psychopomp, so-hot, your-mom

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“Never turn down a sandwich.”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner

tags: sandwiches, true-love

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“She was the most beautiful woman in the Universe. He had just grown a moustache.”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner

tags: fate, romance, true-love

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