Checked Out by the Chupacabra Quotes

“Oh, I almost forgot your gift.” “Chente, I think after everything you’ve done—” “I reserve the right to compliment and give you gifts whenever I want.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“Did he bang your pussy with his chin horns?” “What? No! What’s wrong with you?” “Do you really want me to answer that? We’ll be here all day.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“When are you going to read them to me?” I wink because it’s much sooner than she thinks. My reading is nearly perfected—both sounding out words and comprehension. It’s funny how the once indiscernible lines are now so clear to me. I can read signs, menus, and even blogs dedicated to how best to care for someone with MS.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“Then we’re perfectly paired. The virgin monster and his virgin closet smut reader.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“Oh, Chente, they’re beautiful!” “They’re peonies. The florist assured me they were hypoallergenic because the many layers of petals trap the pollen. I know you mentioned being allergic to animals and didn’t know if it extended to plants.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra