Kid Youtuber 10 Quotes

“mean, obviously, I was gonna have to get the dude’s autograph, but I wasn’t gonna be happy about it!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I’d be like the wizard in that one movie about a girl who’s whisked away to a fairytale land, kills the first person she meets, and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“mini-dumpster fire,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“He didn’t need to steal my ideas and he definitely didn’t need to win another VOTY! Seriously, the dude could quit Youtubing and live the rest of his life on the money he’s already got!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“moment in my whole entire life. Everybody had their phones out, but nobody knew what to point them at. Nathan was off prepping for the prank, but he still hadn’t grabbed the box of items from his list yet either, so… what the heck was he doing?”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I was a little frustrated, but instead of freaking out like a totally un-profesh person, I handled it maturely by going to the nearest convention employee to ask about finding me an empty table on the floor…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“rizz a billion anonymous”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Nathan’s the MAN – because he thinks like a BUSINESS DUDE and not like a YOUTUBER.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“And after exactly 28 of the longest seconds of my life, the video faded to black around my face and finally ended…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“entourage.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Mega-Viddy-Con”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“dopest”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“couch??”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“he’s the most normal, boring dude in the world until it comes to dressing up as his favorite old-timey TV characters. It’s like the fun part of his brain is unleashed, which is cool, but sometimes it can be a little TOO fun, you know what I mean? I know I should just expect it whenever we go to conventions together, but is there really any harm in lowering my expectations? Oh, and in case you’re wondering where my mom and sister were, they decided to sit this one out to have a spa weekend together at some fancy schmancy hotel…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“In the mornings, I like to cruise around and try to be more of a friendly neighborhood Hall Monitor than a strict authority figure. I think it’s important for kids to see a smiling face”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“but it wasn’t easy coming up with ideas, especially because I kept hearing the Chicken Dance song.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I just needed to rizz the Mega-Viddy-Con guests.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“just needed to rizz the Mega-Viddy-Con guests. See? THAT’S why Nathan’s the MAN – because he thinks like a BUSINESS DUDE and not like a YOUTUBER. But what kind of video would win the hearts of convention guests? I should’ve known he was gonna suggest a prank video! That’s what he does – PRANKS! And I know after Kid Youtuber season 6, I swore I was done with prank videos forever, but Nathan’s a pro. He knows what he’s talking about. So, if he says a prank video is what I needed to make, then a prank video I would make, especially if Nathan was gonna guest star in it. Who am I kidding? I’d make a HUNDRED prank videos if I got to make them with McNaters! So, I asked Nathan what kind of prank we were gonna pull, but he was pretty secretive about it. He didn’t want to spoil the surprise. Then he gave me a list about”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 10: Tell Your Friends (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja