Hot Route Quotes

“maybe some time alone will give me a little clarity on how to unfuck my life.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“What do you think I am? A teenager? I’m not hard. It’s only a semi.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“I appreciate all your hard work, but we have to let you go. I hope you understand.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Been there, done that, and as our Lord and Savior Ariana Grande once said, Thank you, next.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Hold on, woman. Give your puppy dog a minute to catch up.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Her to pee on my leg to mark me for all other women? Kinky, but that’s not Mads.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“You remember that pool party in ninth grade where Julian Carmichael’s older brother showed up wasted and his wang fell out of the leg hole of his trunks?” She sits up straight, riveted. “Yeah.” “Bigger than that.” She gasps. “Stop it right now. Bigger than ‘Big Dick Nick Carmichael’?” I take my time swallowing my wine. “Yup.” She sits back, speechless before slamming the remaining wine in her glass. “Thank you very much for that Girl Dinner. I will be eating well this evening.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“I’m telling Tom that you’ve been taking rides on Football Boy’s bologna pony.” I raise a brow at her. “Fine. I may”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“No can do, Baby Doll.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“We had our first pop-up shop for my clothing line during the preseason and it went so great that we scheduled another one for this weekend.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“My bad, Baby Doll.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“That makes two of us, Baby Doll.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Damn, Becks. You wound me. I’ll have you know, I always wrap it up. I may be a man-whore, but I’m a smart man-whore.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Baby Doll.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“You’re hot as fuck and you’re dirty in the sack.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“All I have to do to keep her around is not fuck her or fall in love with her. The love part is easy, but not burying myself balls deep inside this girl is going to take some effort.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“No! I need to get my shit together. I am the most eligible bachelor in Boston. I had a threesome with a mother and daughter last weekend.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Maybe just the tip?”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Professional? Yeah, right. I’ll be lucky if I get through the rest of today without slipping and calling him Daddy.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“You know. Maury. ‘You are not the father!’” I say, using a deep, manly voice.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“It could be worse,” I say to myself. “Be thankful you’re here and not riding on the back of a garbage truck.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“As glamorous as it looks from the outside, I'm getting to a point where I'm starting to think that there must be more to life than this.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“I flip to the next page, where it talks about salary and notice that the amount is considerably smaller than we had discussed. But since I am here no matter what and don't want to ruffle any feathers, I let it go.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“You, Madison Rodgers, are about to make all your dreams come true,” I say out loud. “If any of those boys tell you you shouldn’t be there, you kick them right in the taint!”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Diamond.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Plus, you’re hot as fuck and the male viewers are going to jizz in their pants when they hear you talk about all of it!”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route

“Wow. If I was sitting here crying my eyes out, you’d still go?” I say, feigning offense. “A girl has needs,” she replies. “And his eggplant is literally the size of an eggplant. Now read.”
― C.L. Rose, Hot Route