Queen of Babble Gets Hitched Quotes

“Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“You and me?” I let out a stunned bark of laughter. “There is no you and me.”

“That’s what you think,” Chaz says, tugging on his coat. “And I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait around until you figure out that isn’t true.”

“Fine,” I say “I’m not asking you to, am I?”

“No.” Chaz is smiling… but not like he’s happy. “But you would if you had the slightest idea what was good for you.”

And with that, he yanks open the door and storms through it, slamming it closed behind him with enough force to cause the windowpanes to rattle.

And then he’s gone.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“But I intend to enjoy the weeks I have left with you to the fullest. Because I know from my study of the philosophy of time, whatever is going to happen in the future is already unavoidable.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“Yeah,” Chaz says. “You know, when you packed up all your stuff and left his ass high and dry, I thought finally. A woman with some moral fiber. Little did I know that all he’d need to win you back was a big diamond ring and few crocodile tears. I really expected bigger things from you, Lizzie. Tell me something. Are you going to wait until the invitations have actually gone out before you admit to yourself that Luke is that last guy you ought to be spending the rest of your life with? Or are you going to do the right thing and call if off now?”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“To keep one's marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“I'm already fantasizing about the Chinese food IO'm going to order in. Moo shu chicken with hoisn sauce. Maybe I'll even eat it in the bathtub.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“Did Gran go to a gynecologist? That is totally weird. I never thought about my grandmother's vagina before. I don't want to be thinking about my grandmother's vagina. Not here, at her funeral. In a church. While i'm doing a reading from the Bible.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“Happy and thrice happy are those who enjoy an uninterrupted union, and whose love, unbroken by any sour complaints, shall not dissolve until the last day of their existence. Horace (65 B.C.–8 B.C.), Roman lyric poet”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“I think I’ve finally learned how to keep this big mouth shut.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu, fourth century B.C., Taoist”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“I have spread my dreams beneath your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. W. B. Yeats”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“Bridesmaids in ancient Roman times were the first to wear identical gowns—identical not only to one another’s but to the bride’s as well. This was in an attempt to trick demons from taking the bride’s soul prior to her wedding night. Any woman who’d protected three brides from evil spirits was considered too impure to marry herself, having absorbed too much black magic. This is where the expression “three times a bridesmaid, never a bride” comes from.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“To keep your marriagebrimming, With love in the weddingcup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. Ogden”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“his wagon to a star. He still thinks he’s the star. And you can’t have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon…at least some of the time.” Oh!”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched