The School Bully Is My Brother Quotes

“Someone call 911!” Cletus wailed. “I would, but I don’t remember the number!”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“Hey,” Granny said. “I’m not mentally unstable. My psychiatrist even closed his practice and told me to never come back.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“You’re getting YouTube and Facebook confused again,” I called after her. “They’re two totally separate… ah, forget it.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“danger,”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“and he had on an orange suit and blue tie. He made my eyes hurt.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“Sure. It’s a date!” April grinned. “Yeah, I guess it is.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“She’s jealous of all the attention you’re giving April.” April blushed.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother

“No,” I said, dropping my straw under my desk. Stupid Ms. Meow Meow picked it up with her mouth and ran over to Ms. Hornswaggle. Ms. Hornswaggle grabbed the straw and twirled it around in her hand. “Are you calling my kitty a liar?” she snarled. “Yes!” I exclaimed. “Your cat has mental issues. And so do you.”
― Mike Bloemer, The School Bully Is My Brother