Mooses with Bazookas Quotes

“I was born at a very early age.”
― S.D. Smith, Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

“Whenever I had it in my hand, I was invincible. I had used it only three times, because I was in awe of its lucky power and didn’t want to jinx it. But all three times I had not been killed. As you can plainly see, pretty lucky. The situations had not exactly been life-threatening, but the dentist’s office is no joke. He uses a drill in your mouth. A drill. It’s so serious that no one can say, “This is not a drill!” because it is. It is a drill. In your mouthparts. But I survived. Thanks to my lucky stick.”
― S.D. Smith, Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

“You know what’s deep? The ocean. You know what else is deep? The soul of a man, especially a man who is drowning at the very bottom of the ocean and also dealing with some significant emotional stuff. Deep, man.”
― S.D. Smith, Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

“of glory and into the pits of a moose latrine.”
― S.D. Smith, Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read