Knock Knock Quotes

“I took the chicken from Nate’s lap and hugged it. My comfort chicken.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“[Maddox to his brother]
You think that’s how you wrangle a Sawyer? Watch this…
he banged on the door frame and Devon looked at him from the table
In a gravely tone he said “flip fuck”
Devon was out of the house and in the truck with Nad in under 30 seconds.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I wasn’t a knock-knock joke to him. I was whole under his demonic attention, and it was such an insane realization that it made me grin like a devil.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“We hit the ripe old age of thirty, and suddenly, different kinds of life questions started coming our way. Turned out we had no idea how to answer them. Well… I sure as shit didn’t.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I’ve loved ya forever, bud.” Nate smiled at me, completely ignoring the fights. “But I love you more now, baby.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I’d make her the best chattanooga board, or whatever it was called, my thirty bucks could buy.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Then, a while back, someone planted that seed of doubt, and it never stopped growing.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Are you sure it’s supposed to be on the gay list? How do guys get bred?”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Leave the chicken!” Pete shouted after me. “I need it!”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“What’re we naming this place?” “Big cocks ‘n docks.” “No.” “Dicks and dinghies?” “No dicks in the name, asshole. Jesus, you turn gay and it’s all cock talk.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I’m gay!” he screamed. “Nobody cares!” someone screamed back.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I’m gay.” “Finally,” he panted. “Welcome to the club.” “Thanks.” “I’m president. Wanna be VP?” “Yes please.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Shirtless. One slide. A backwards hat. Tan lines on his hips. Purple swim shorts. Abs and a V. A gummy worm hanging out the corner of his mouth. Holy shit, did all that really wanna fuck me?”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“What’s that for?” “It’s like a hot little blanket for your dick,” he said. “We’ll wrap it around it like a cozy little cock sock. It’s gonna be cute.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Cock warming. Warming up the cock before fucking. BRB.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Is that a pool noodle, or are you just happy to see me?” “Awe, thanks for comparing the size of my dick to a pool noodle.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Where’s the prostate?” “Oh my fucking god.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“There’d be no tripping because I knew exactly where I wanted Nate’s dick to end up, so all I had to worry about was the prep, the vibe, and sticking the landing.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Okay, lubed fingers and begging. Didn’t seem so hard. Wait, tongues? Where? Where did the tongues go? I couldn’t wait to find out.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Shit, Xavi. How’re we gonna get anything done if we have the option to be sexy all the time?”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Hey, besties to cum besties is an upgrade in my book.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I don’t know how to be gay. Should we watch porn?” I asked.  “No. We should flounder around and fuck it all up because it’ll make it funner,” Xavi said, grinning.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“My dick is hard.” “My back is sore. Are we just saying random shit?”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Maddox said he tripped and found out where his dick was supposed to go. I like to think we’re more graceful than that.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Just think of me as your cellmate. You’re doing twenty-five-to-life with me, and since we’re locked up together, we might as well fuck. Boom. Simple.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Fucking sucks being the responsible one, doesn’t it? This is payback for the time you made me be the mature one at that beach rave thing. You had the time of your life and I had to follow you around and carry your purse.”  “It was a fanny pack, and it had all my important things in it.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I’m acting the same way I always act. Thrown into a situation, not really understanding it, and then making fun of it.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“Now we have to listen to their shit because you can’t hold your breath. Jesus, you can suffocate on a dick, but lose your shit in the ocean?”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“It's like life gave us so many lemons that the lemonade just made itself when they fermented.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock

“I feel so alive and I don’t even know what’s going on!” Xavi whooped. He stuck his head out the window and whooped louder. “I’m gay!” he screamed.”
― Nordika Night, Knock Knock