Occult Misdemeanors Quotes

“Constant booty call invasions and bizarre dietary restrictions aside, he was not the worst roommate I’d ever had.”
― Ava L Bishop, Occult Misdemeanors

“Seriously, kids, don’t drop out of school, or you could find yourself standing in a graveyard trying not to get zombie ooze on your favorite pair of jeans.”
― Ava L Bishop, Occult Misdemeanors

“That was how it worked. The Aether, the force of all creation, responded to the unconscious belief of humanity, albeit slowly. And so, magic had dragged Stefan down through the centuries from something a little more personable than a zombie, to an aristocratic member of the undead, to a swooshy-haired Twilight teen heart throb. He was still pretty salty about the whole deal.”
― Ava L Bishop, Occult Misdemeanors