Corn Daddy Quotes

“Liz never really asked to be treated like royalty, though. All she really wanted was to be a little special now and then. She wanted to feel like the first choice and occasionally be the priority.”
― Helena Woodcock, Corn Daddy: A Steamed Short

“Liz blinked. “So, you’re, what? A leaf…guy?” “That’s not the correct term.” “Then what am I supposed to call you?” “You’ll call me ‘Daddy.”
― Helena Woodcock, Corn Daddy: A Steamed Short

“As for those of you who just read that content warning like a shopping list, repeat after me: The corn man can be a hot guy, but the corn man is not a good guy. We don’t want to date the corn man, ok? Ok.”
― Helena Woodcock, Corn Daddy: A Steamed Short