Corny Quotes

“Don’t you know that an orgasm a day keeps the doctor at bay?”  “That’s an apple, you horny bitch.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“Yeah, I would avoid dating apps if I were you. They’re good ole Luci’s brain child and designed to torture humans. You’ll have to figure out how to find love the old-fashioned way.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“a fresh pot that was thick as tar and tasted about as good as drinking old tires.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“She drank coffee like a trucker.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny