Worst Wingman Ever Quotes

“Take responsibility for your own unhappiness. If you don’t love your life, change it.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“That’s the thing about kindness. You never know how big the ripple is. How one little selfless gesture can make all the difference for the person who receives it.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Time is such a precious thing. How you spend it, how you waste it. And it becomes even more valuable as the hourglass runs out, because you will never get more of it. I see it every day.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“No, the whole point in me telling you this story is to remind you that we need to manifest our own destiny. I never accepted less than what I deserved ever again. Never ignored a red flag or excused bad behavior. I asked for what I wanted, and I protected those I loved, and I demanded the things I needed, and I had a beautiful life.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“You want the guys buying the red tools,” she said, making eye contact with each of us. “Red tools are a green flag.” “Why red?” Mom asked, drying a bowl with a rag. “Those are the expensive, professional ones.” She propped her foot on the edge of Grandma’s bed and did a hamstring stretch. “You could make an exception for a guy with yellow tools if he’s cute enough. But never green. Ever.” “No green,” I said, smacking her foot off the comforter. “Got it.” Mom was shaking her head. “Where did you learn all this?” “I drink iced coffee and I know things.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I think you underestimate the sex appeal of a man snuggling a guinea pig.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Somebody told me once that it only takes a few minutes to know if you like someone. That our initial impression is usually the right one. I liked her.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Time is such a precious thing. How you spend it, how you waste it. And it becomes even more valuable as the hourglass runs out, because you will never get more of it. I see it every day. The panic as the last grains of sand fall.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I don't know how, but it felt like this stranger was a guardian angel. Like the universe, had put him here to be there when i needed him, with his small giant acts of kindness. That's the thing about kindness you never know how big the ripple is. How one little selfless gesture can make all the difference for the person who receives it .”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Take responsibility for your own unhappiness, Holly. If you don’t love your life, change it.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I hope you love your life.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“The tile aisle is where it’s at. Those guys are ripped and they make good money. Also, they’re good on their hands and knees.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“No, the whole point in me telling you this story is to remind you that we need to manifest our own destiny.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Take responsibility for your own unhappiness. If you don’t love your life, change it.” I hope you love your life. But if you don’t .”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“love isn’t going to come find me in my living room.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I would definitely never accept anything less than what I deserved, ever again.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“You deserve self-care,” she said, going on. “You deserve to feel good and to look good and to let someone do something for you for a change. Just let me.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I think that’s why I was so bitter about Jeb. He wasted my time.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Mom was shaking her head. “Where did you learn all this?” “I drink iced coffee and I know things.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“She makes me needlepoints of Bible verses for Christmas.” Jillian shook her head. “She disposed of a dead guy?”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I drink iced coffee and I know things.” Grandma chuckled.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I hope I die like that,” she said. “Or doing what I love.” “Not me. I wanna die doing what I hate. Put me out of my misery, kill me on the stair-stepper.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Here’s what we’re not gonna do today,” Jillian said. “We’re not gonna cry over some medium-ugly man with a receding hairline who left a four-in-one shampoo in your shower.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“We need to manifest our own destiny. I never accepted less than what I deserved ever again.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Take responsibility for your own unhappiness,”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I kept that last note from H on my fridge. A reminder to control the things that are in my control.”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“The job got a little easier too. I was almost through the backlog of repairs. People were starting to know me in the building; I got friendly head nods now. I got on a first-name basis with some of the elderly residents. They needed someone to check up on them”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“I’m gonna miss her,” I said”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“Imagine having to kill a guy named Chip,” she whispered. “That would piss me off. Like”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever

“You’re gonna have so many people waiting for you in heaven one day”
― Abby Jimenez, Worst Wingman Ever