The Ups and Downs of Being Dead Quotes

“Women love having a man in the store. She tries on a dress and I tell her to turn around so I can get the full effect. Or she likes a skirt but she thinks maybe the blouse is too plain. So I grab a scarf and drape it around her neck. That personal attention means everything.”
― M.R. Cornelius, The Ups and Downs of Being Dead

“This was why men didn’t get into meaningful conversations. They never ended until the guy somehow got blamed for everything.”
― Marsha Cornelius, The Ups and Downs of Being Dead