The Blonde Dies First Quotes

“If I tell my parents I was attacked by a knockoff Slenderman, they’ll commit me to a seventy-two-hour psychiatric hold.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“Keith nods and he swallows hard. “Yeah, that’s … that’s bad. Leila’s … nice, I guess. And I’ll sign her cast. But I just … You’re a dancer, Yaya. A dancer. You need your ankles. You need those to do what you love.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“There’s misery everywhere. All you have to do is invite it in. Promise to help it fulfill its purpose… if it’ll help you fulfill yours.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“He looks at her like he always looks at her. Like he wants her. Like he wants to eat her up and never let her go.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“Today would’ve been a perfect day to ride the carousel at Brooklyn Bridge Park. And instead, we’re going to find out how to kill a demon. So much for the Best Summer Ever.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“He basically told us we were going to die and then sent us on our way with coffee and pastries.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“Even still, it's a full night's sleep. Fear doesn't quite touch me when I'm surrounded by the people who make me feel strongest.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“Trish makes me comfortable in the way a new friend does, where there's no expec- tations. Just kindness and an eagerness to talk about nothing in particular. I appreciate it.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First

“Drew talks about her school friends as if they're cartoonishly unreal characters in a beloved television show, one where I should know every single member of the cast despite never having seen an episode.”
― Joelle Wellington, The Blonde Dies First