Don't Swipe Right Quotes

“Parker is luring the victims back to where I went on the dates.”
― L.M. Chilton, Swiped

“Instead, I bashed “data analyst” and “Parker” into Google. A box appeared on my screen and demanded to know if I was a robot or not. “How many times do I need to tell you, Google, I am not a robot,” I snapped. The prompt asked me to pick all the images of boats I could see. “Could a robot do this?” I said dramatically, and quickly clicked on the four images of boats. A message popped up: Please try again.”
― L.M. Chilton, Swiped

“What do you mean, ‘know how to use Connector right’?” I ask. I wasn’t aware there was a way to “use Connector right.” But up until tonight, I’d managed to pick a run of absolute creeps, so maybe I had been using it wrong all this time.”
― L.M. Chilton, Swiped