The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe Quotes

“turning the events of the evening over and over in my head until I finally slip into a fitful sleep without finding a single answer to why I’m such a monumental moron.”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe

“been an internal debate for me whether or not women understand what they’re doing to men when they tickle or lightly scratch our backs.”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe

“Which makes me, honestly, feel like a horrible human being.”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe

“I somehow have feelings for two women at once,”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe

“I round the corner and enter the door to see Jessica’s exquisite rear end in one of Wanderer’s shipsuits as she’s leaning over, going through the refrigerator’s bottom shelves. Not a bad way to wake up.”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe

“if I don’t find Harris something constructive to do soon, I’m not going to be able to justify even having him on the ship breathing our air and eating our food. It’s surprising how seldom we find ourselves in need of a good makeup artist.”
― Skyler Ramirez, The Worst Pirate Hunters in the Fringe