The Church of Frendo Quotes

“But Charlie, haven’t you heard?” she said. “I kill people.” Then she cut off his finger.”
― Adam Cesare, The Church of Frendo

“Nothing like a little persecution complex to get the crowd revved up . . .”
― Adam Cesare, The Church of Frendo

“Yes, of course he owed money. More than usual. Recent events had cleaned him out. But he didn’t think the cable company would’ve jumped to kidnapping after final notice and shutting off his HBO”
― Adam Cesare, The Church of Frendo