All I Wanted Was a Glass of Vino but an Alien Duke Kidnapped Me Instead Quotes

“That, in combination with sleeves about six inches too long, makes me look like a chunky toddler wearing her mother’s business casual attire.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was a Glass of Vino but an Alien Duke Kidnapped Me Instead

“You have the willpower of a child. Pull yourself”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was a Glass of Vino but an Alien Duke Kidnapped Me Instead