A Holly Jolly Christmas Quotes

“Unless your goal was to piss off each family member with a homemade turd of a present, or possibly poison them with a homemade Christmas pudding that looked like it’d come out the rear end of a reindeer.”
― Emily Wright, A Holly Jolly Christmas

“Dad’s gaze drifted over my face. “You look like one of those emus.” “An emu?” “He means the emos, love.” Mum shook her head, slapping Dad lightly on the arm. “Your mascara is all over your face.”
― Emily Wright, A Holly Jolly Christmas