Big Bad Bite Quotes

“The next person who tells me to hurry up before I finish my cup of coffee gets a bullet in the ass.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Alec answered her, “You do know that it’s disturbing that you know all that, right? We thought you were some go-hard; take no prisoners, don’t-look-at-me-or-I’ll-bust-a-cap-in-your-ass, warrior.”

She balled her hands up by her hips and barked in annoyance, “Well I wasn’t raised on G.I. Joes, you know! Mama raised me on princesses and fairy tales, I just happened to end up liking the swords better than the shoes in the stories, okay?” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“She was wishing Adam was here.
Now wasn’t that a scary realization to her inner, overly independent, I-am-woman-who-will-never-need-a-man-so-hear-me-roar, feminine badass self?” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Despicable. Just slutty. You’re a man-whore of the highest order. I hope you catch the demonic version of the clap.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“It seemed she tempted fate and now that cruel bitch was laughing at her in maniacal glee.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“I inherited the Pack Master title because I’m the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the United States and I’m willing to kill anyone who challenges me mercilessly to prove it.” ~ Uncle Owen”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Charming. Really. But you can give up all your attempts to get into my undies now because it’s not going to happen. I see you for what you are, a card carrying member of those determined to prove that it’s possible for men of the supernatural species to get STD’s. I’m just not sure who’s President of the club, yet, you or Kent. Not to mention that I’ve discovered I’m basically allergic to you, and frankly, I don’t feel like taking an allergy pill just so I can see this big dick you claim to carry. It’s nice to meet you, though. Really.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“One’s life could get turned upside down only so many times in one month before they flipped their internal, crazy switch and went totally gun-totin’, put-her-in-a-straitjacket, homicidal bitch on the rampage.”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“I will never endanger you. Never harm you. Never neglect you in any way. You will never want for anything that is necessary to keeping you happy and alive. I will treasure you every day that I draw a breath and thank God every night for the gift of you in my life. No one can ever care for you the way I do. I was made for you and you were made for me. I know that with the certainty that there is a sun, moon and stars that can never guide me through this life the way following you through it will lead me to an eternity of happiness. You’ve quickly become my everything.” ~ Adam”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Sometimes life seemed to be built like a cement trampoline; there was no give and wherever she landed, it was going to hurt like hell.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“As much as her brain told her that pushing him away was exactly what she should do, the rest of her body wasn’t getting the message. No, her traitorous body was craving the same kind of explosive sex that the song was still droning on about in the background. Adam’s warm breath fanned her face as he leaned over until their lips were just skimming the other’s.

He growled. “I’ve wanted to do this since the moment I saw you pointing that gun at me.” ” ~ Adam”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Touch me with so much as one of those claws, you freaky, albino Garfield, and I will make sure I knock you out, file those suckers down to a flat non-lethal edge, paint them red, and then write ‘Mr. Fluffy needs love, too’ all over your face in permanent marker.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“It was his sharp, assessing glare that got to her. It said, Beware. My teeth are bigger than yours and I bite harder. It made her want to chop off his cracker jacks, hang them around his neck like a sadistic necklace and say back, Big boy, you’re the prey.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Prince Phillip was Sleeping Beauty’s prince; Prince Charming was Snow White’s prince. Get your fairy tales straight.”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite