Swipe Right for Monsters Quotes

“For all the goblin girlies who just want to wear sweatpants, drink iced coffee, and get dicked down by hot monsters with fat bank accounts. Same, girl. Same.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“Was it an obscene amount to spend on toys when they both had perfectly good cocks? Yes. But watching his old friend use them on Nicole would be well worth the money.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“Any woman would agree; it was better to die mid-orgasm than any other way. Damn it, she was going to die a hero.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“You’re ovulating,” Drake interrupted her lusty thoughts. The arousal curling in her belly was doused in a heartbeat. “Excuse me?” Gesturing with his screwdriver, he waved at the werewolf glaring at him over Nicole’s shoulder. “He can smell the change in your hormones and it’s making him horny.” “Please tell me you’re joking?”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“At what point was she going to have to start trading sexual favors for snack security? Hawthorne might be up for it. Nicole jumped as a nose poked into the nook behind her ear and sniffed. Damn shifters. Would it kill them to make some kind of noise when they walked?”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“A lady should never have to walk home in the dark.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“The last time they had let her pitch an idea after this much tequila, they had ended up blackout drunk trying to go whale watching in a rowboat… and they didn’t even live near an ocean.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“Whoever invented tequila shots”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters

“Whoever invented tequila shots was a dick. No, not just a dick—a giant, ugly dick who deserved to be pointed and laughed at.”
― R. O'Leary, Swipe Right for Monsters