Dave the Villager 50 Quotes

“It’s coming soon, the apocalypse. But when hope is lost, look for the ships.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“A FOOLISH MISTAKE, GIRL!” Alex landed and struck an epic ninja pose. “YOUR FACE IS THE ONLY FOOLISH MISTAKE AROUND HERE!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“If I don’t come back in five minutes, I’m probably dead,” said Alex cheerfully.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave had run out of energy, and Herobrine was finally making his move.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hold on, Dave,” Emelia whispered as she watched the battle between the enormous white tentacle monster and Dave’s green spider-wolf monster. “Grandma’s coming!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“It’s not fair!” shouted a villager woman. “I know it’s not,” said Carl. “None of this is fair. If we lived in a fair world, I’d currently be relaxing in a heated swimming pool, being fed baked potatoes by servants. Thanks to idiots like Herobrine, this world isn’t a fair place. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows and baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Right, listen up, you bozos. You can’t go back to the city, as my friend Dave will shortly be fighting Herobrine there. It’ll be an epic battle with buildings getting flattened, epic shockwaves and people shouting things. Have any of you read Seth the Elf issue 224?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“One butt down, thought Alex, gritting her teeth. A whole load of butts to go.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This is typical Carl bad luck,” sighed Carl. “One super-powerful bad guy gets defeated, and an even more powerful bad guy is waiting to take his place.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 50: An Unofficial Minecraft Book