The Wiener Across the Way Quotes

“For all the women who’ve never been skinny dipping because you weren’t skinny. You can go chunky dunkin’ with me and the Kingman boys.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“I gave him a shove out the gate and went back inside to figure out how the fuck I was going to woo my girl. Oh shit. Yeah. She was mine. She just didn’t know it yet.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Kelsey sang this love song about being cozy with the one you love, and I swear to god she was looking right at me. Why would she do that to my heart? I was dead now. Deceased. Dust.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“I know she’s saying words I understand on their own, but not when you put them in that order. I can’t wait to hear this story.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Jake looked back, a mix of emotions on his face. “You’re a lucky guy,” he said to me, his voice lacking its earlier bravado. “Take care of her.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Which I never wore around any of the other men I dated.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Not that I would ever complain. I was lucky and privileged and got to make music for a living instead of working at a desk, or in a restaurant, or any other number of jobs that real people did every day and probably worked a hell of a lot harder than I did.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Kelsey and her thick hips, thighs, and her ass were beyond delicious. God, she was exactly my fucking type.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“There was a spark there and I wanted nothing more than to let it set me on fire.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way

“Read your book, Kelsey. Be a good girl while I eat your pussy until you come on my face.”
― Amy Award, The Wiener Across the Way