The Pucking Wrong Date Quotes

“Very nice, Disney,” Ari screamed. “Good fucking boy.” Praise kink unlocked. I’d have to examine that later.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I thought about fate alot, about how the tides could turn and change…about how one moment, one decision…could change your whole life… Like what happened when I had the pucking wrong date…and I ended up with a happily ever after.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I had no idea who she was. But for a heartbeat, I forgot about the game, the score…the pressure. I was entranced. Nothing else mattered. I stared at her angelic face in blind amazement until I lost my mind and I blew her a kiss, watching in awe as her gorgeous face screwed up in disgust, gold flecked eyes unaware that she’d just changed my fucking world.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I feel like I’ve been searching for something real, darlin’, for a long fucking time. And I don’t know how to explain it…but when I met you that night. I found my real.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“How did you explain to someone that didn’t know you, that you breathed for them?”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“With you, I've found my hope, my love, my safe place.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“MABEL’S CHOCOLATE CHIP PUDDING COOKIES Servings: 15 cookies INGREDIENTS • 2 ¼ cups (281g) all purpose flour spooned and leveled • 1 teaspoon baking soda • ½ teaspoon salt • 1 cup (2 sticks; 227g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature (vegan butter works too) • ¾ cup (150g) light brown sugar packed • ¼ cup (50g) granulated sugar • 1 (3.4-ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix • 2 large eggs room temperature • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips INSTRUCTIONS • Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper and set aside. • In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking soda and salt and set aside. • In a separate bowl with a hand mixer, or in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar on high speed until light and creamy, at least 3 minutes. Do not skip this step.  • Add the dry pudding mix, vanilla and eggs and beat on high for 2-3 minutes, until light and fluffy. • Slowly add half of the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and turn the mixer on low speed to start so the flour doesn't get everywhere. Turn the mixer up to high speed and mix until combined. Add the rest of the dry ingredients and repeat until dough is just combined. Stir in the chocolate chips with a rubber spatula until incorporated. • Use a large cookie scoop or ¼ cup measuring cup to drop the cookie dough balls onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until slightly golden and just set on the top. Allow to cool on the baking sheet for two minutes then transfer to a baking rack to cool completely.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“With every step back to the bedroom, I felt more sure, like I was shedding the weight of trying to be the good guy all the time. I'd be that good guy eventually. I'd make all her dreams - whatever they were - come true. But in order to have the chance to be the good guy... I was going to have to be the villain first. - Walker”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“She stared at me for a long moment, and it kind of felt like she was holding my destiny in her hands. A scary thing to think for sure. - Walker”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I wanted to choose that out of control lust, where all you wanted was that moment, where all you wanted was that guy. Just for tonight.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“But in order to have the chance to be the good guy…I was going to have to be the villain first.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I breathe for you. I covet you. I spend every second of every day thinking about you. A burden?” I scoffed. “The way I love you goes beyond any love story you’ve ever heard. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do to keep you. I burn for you, in the way that only someone can when you’re holding a piece of their soul.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Listen, Hero, just you wait…one day you’ll wake up and you’ll be crazy. Just. Like. Us,”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Note to self, Camden James is not allowed near my lady,” Ari said breezily, playing with a puck as we started back with practice. I made a mental note as well. You know…just in case.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I was a country boy, a lifelong listener to country music…and Taylor Swift. But Olivia’s music had become like a lifeline to me, the soundtrack to my days and the lullaby to my restless nights. I’d memorized every song in her catalog, listening to each one on repeat, each note wrapping around my soul like a lover's caress. They were raw, honest, and hauntingly beautiful, just like her. Each lyric felt like a glimpse into her soul, a part of her that she'd shared with the world. Olivia Darling was my addiction and I didn’t want anything to make me better.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“And there she was, standing on the other side of the glass. Our eyes locked. Mine. I felt lightheaded as I stared at her, the world rearranging around me until all I could see…all I could feel…was her. I had no idea who she was. But for a heartbeat, I forgot about the game, the score…the pressure. I was entranced. Nothing else mattered. I stared at her angelic face in blind amazement until I lost my mind and I blew her a kiss, watching in awe as her gorgeous face screwed up in disgust, gold flecked eyes unaware that she’d just changed my fucking world.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I never would have thought you could be lonely while constantly surrounded by people. But my life was testament to that.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“This is me diving in headfirst,”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“I was put on this earth to be that place. To be those missing pieces.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“But if you weren’t crazy in love…were you actually in love?”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“This girl was a mystery, a labyrinthine maze of secrets and hidden passages, with each layer waiting to be unraveled like the pages of a long-forgotten manuscript. And I couldn’t wait to discover all of it.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Death by car crash wasn’t going to do it for me. Death by pussy was the only way I wanted to go.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“So far my actions had screamed unhinged wackadoodle. With a big dick thrown in. Scoffing was probably a correct way to respond.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Ari was grinning at me through the windows as I went around the truck to hop in. “I’m like a proud papa, Linc. Look at our boy, just out in the world, blackmailing people like a psychopath,” he gushed as soon as I’d gotten in.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Stalking seemed to be approved behavior in the “circle of trust.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Holy dick. I can’t breathe. You broke me,”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Only a person without a mother could understand how much a child needs one. Only a person who’s been broken can fully understand how to make someone whole. Only a person who has been without love can understand why it’s so necessary. Only a person who’s had to fight for their life could understand how precious it is.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“Olivia, I’m the one that’s sorry. Because clearly I’ve been doing a shitty job of showing just how much I love you. You're not a burden, you're my everything. Everything,” I repeated fiercely. “I breathe for you. I covet you. I spend every second of every day thinking about you. A burden?” I scoffed. “The way I love you goes beyond any love story you’ve ever heard. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do to keep you. I burn for you, in the way that only someone can when you’re holding a piece of their soul.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“He made me feel different. Like the world didn’t have to be gray anymore. Like it was possible for me to live in a world where colors existed. - Olivia”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date

“If a person could have died from happiness, it would’ve happened to me then. But it was a good thing that it didn’t, because for the first time… I wanted to live. - Olivia”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Date