The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook Quotes

“Ask to speak to Death’s supervisor. Tell him you cannot agree to die without speaking directly to God about the matter.”
― David Brogenicht, The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

“5 Keep it professional. Death will not respond to pleading, crying, or complaining about unfairness. Death has heard it all before.”
― David Brogenicht, The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

“Do not attempt to flee zombies by climbing a tree, as they can wait you out.”
― David Brogenicht, The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

“Remember, there will always be more zombies.”
― David Brogenicht, The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

“WEAPON: Steamroller ADVANTAGES: Extremely effective. DISADVANTAGES: Where are you going to get a steamroller?”
― David Brogenicht, The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook