Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell Quotes

“Agatha, I've decided. I'm going to marry you for your library.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Violetta: Didn't you even run any tests?
Tarvek: With what?! I came in here in a bedsheet!”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Agatha: She uses poison?!
Gil: Well, I always thought she just couldn't make coffee. But now, I'm not so sure.”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Gil: Wait. This is Castle Heterodyne. Maybe it's supposed to be on fire.
Castle: FIRE?! AAHHH! PUT IT OUT! SAVE MEEEE!
Tarvek: ... apparently not.”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Tarvek: You came running in and saw someone you hate and fear trying to kill her – of course you reacted.
Gil: I do not fear you.
Tarvek: Really? You should.”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Tarvek: How are you even still moving?
Zola: HATE! Hate and drugs! Lovely, lovely drugs! I'm a beautiful, chemical killing machine! ”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Oooh! A real hero! I haven’t squashed one in years.”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Ah! Violetta! My little cloud of doom! Even you cannot dampen my spirits right now.”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell

“Don’t worry, you’ll be fine!”

“Oh?”

“If you die, I’ll bring you back!”

“How…reassuring.”

“And then you’ll be my little toy…eeee!”
― Kaja Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell